Jaitley’s goal in life (a poem)
Ravi Shanker Kapoor | May 4, 2018 8:41 pm
If you speak, I’ll tax speech
If you don’t, I’ll tax silence
If you score well, I’ll tax high score
If you fare bad, I’ll tax low grades
If you eat, I’ll tax food
If you don’t, I’ll tax starvation
If you drink, I’ll tax drinks
If you don’t, I’ll tax teetotalism
If you exercise, I’ll tax fitness
If you don’t, I’ll tax sedentariness
If you read, I’ll tax books
If you don’t, I’ll tax philistinism
If you sing, I’ll tax singing
If you don’t, I’ll tax insensitivity
If you laugh, I’ll tax laughter
If you don’t, I’ll tax lifelessness
If you crack jokes, I’ll tax jokes
If you don’t, I’ll tax dullness
If you cry, I’ll tax tears
If you don’t, I’ll tax sadness
If you love, I’ll tax love
If you don’t, I’ll tax indifference
If you hate, I’ll tax hatred
If you don’t, I’ll tax forgiveness
Whatever you do, I’ll make your life miserable.
(Inspired by Beatles’s 1960’s song ‘Taxman,’ I have written a poem)
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